The other day’s post about the elderly gent who managed on two occasions to corner and capture a wild turkey has given rise to my nominee for Comment of the Year.
I monitor all the comments to my blog, and this is easily the most entertaining one I’ve had in more than four years. The commenter identified himself as “Andy.” Enjoy Andy’s comment:
I caught a small doe one time.
It was after the big snow in January ’96 and I found it in the fenced in side yard eating my rhododendrons and I thought I would teach it a lesson. I ran screaming off the porch and it took off but because of the deep snow it couldn’t jump the fence. It turned all confused and ran straight at me.
I said, “I’ll teach you a lesson you’ll never forget” and tackled it. Just as I grabbed on she twisted her hind quarters and gave me a swift kick in the “you know what.” At that moment I also said to myself, “Maybe that’s why cougars jump on their backs.”
Luckily I had a thick coat on and no harm was done to me. Not sure if the deer learned her lesson, but I sure did.








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Avalanche control sounds like liability control to me
Saturday, July 23, 2011Clearing a Sylvan Pass avalanche (Park Service photo)
National Park Service officials want to spend roughly $300,000 a year on avalanche control at Yellowstone Park’s Sylvan Pass.
Sounds reasonable, right? After all, the Park Service needs to protect the public, and wants to do so by shooting howitzer shells at snow-laden avalanche chutes.
Consider, though, that only about 500 visitors – snowmobilers — attempt to cross Sylvan Pass in winter. The pass lies along spine of the Absaroka Range in the relatively undeveloped eastern section of the park, and is closed to passenger vehicle traffic from Nov. 1 to April 30 due to heavy snowfall. It is highly prone to avalanches.
Critics of the Park Service avalanche-control plan point out that the anticipated $300,000 expense amounts to approximately $600 per visitor. They argue that it isn’t cost-effective, especially at a time when parks are so apparently underfunded.
Seems to me that Park Service officials are running scared — scared of potential liability. The precedent of allowing snowmobilers through the pass has been set. Should one get killed by an avalanche, his or her relatives could conceivably win a lawsuit by arguing that Park Service officials should have addressed the avalanche hazard.
A sign of the times, I suppose…
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